Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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