some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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