Already got asked if we're dating
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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