How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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