So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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