is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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