she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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