I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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