i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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