i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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