When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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