it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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