a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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