So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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