I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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