girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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