I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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