Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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