i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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