new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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