They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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