You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'd cum for enchiladas.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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