im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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