what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
