This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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