My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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