so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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