i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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