I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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