i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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