Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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