I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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