What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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