I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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