Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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