I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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