I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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