Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Randomize