there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
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