So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
When are your genitals available?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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