I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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