She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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