I think scott just propositioned me for sex
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
