I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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