I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
vagina is talking i cant
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
