these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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