How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
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