You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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