3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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