yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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