so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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