Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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