How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I'm always down for nudity.
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