how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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