The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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