lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
you would pick up someone in the library
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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