quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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