So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She swung at the pinata with crutches
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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