I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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